Monday, May 13, 2013

I'm Sorry Knees.

Day thirteen: Issue a public apology.

Today I would like to apologise to my future knees.

I'm sorry that I didn't wear adequate knee pads the day we learnt slides. Only slides.
Sorry.
I'm sorry that I don't stretch after every session.
Sorry.
I'm sorry that I've fallen on you HARD a lot.
Sorry.
Knees, please don't hold it against me. I'll get a physio and look after you more. I promise. I'm sorry I've neglected you, please give me a long derby career. My ass can confirm that I've fallen more on it so you are getting off the hook a bit more.

Future derby people, please look after your knees. Buy awesome thick knee pads. It's important.
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10 comments:

  1. I'm sure your knees would respond with ' apology accepted '!

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Just like everyone else I LOVE comments and they make me SMILE. I'll reply as soon as I can, but please know that I appreciate and read EVERY single comment. Thanks xxx

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